BOBSMOM.COM

the internet's #1 source for Bob's extremely dateable mother

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💖 YES WE ARE ALL CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH BOB'S MOM 💖

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ABOUT BOB'S MOM

she satisfies me in ways you can't comprehend

"you're so big!" — Bob's Mom, probably

✅ drank expensive bourbon from a coffee mug

✅ insulted alex

✅ attended a meeting

"It's like running with a parachute.'" — Bob

"that guy puts ice in bourbon." — Bob

"alex would absolutely put premium gas in a lawn mower." — Bob

BukowitzKing69: Bob's mom made me banana pudding. we're basically married now.

420MikeSmith: If I can just make it to next april...

capybaraEJ: Doug, I need you to push core common

larry: going to be a bit late. apologies

mr arriaga: What is this a website for ants!?

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